Pommy Visa

[retrocop]

A Pommy bloke calls at Australia House in London to get a visa to visit family in Australia.

Bloke behind the counter asks "do you have a criminal record ?"

Pommy bloke sighs and asks,

" Is that STILL a requirement......? "

[grasscarp]

And as a follow up to that
On a form: Do you have a police record?
Answer: Yes, Walking On the Moon.

[Patsy33]

What a con!...