Dumb Criminal?

[EDDIE51]

One for the worlds dumbest criminal award ?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/654680/Burglar-Poundland-safe-CREDIT-CARD

[MallyJ]

I think I probably taught those chaps....................... could never do anything right!

[mrs_overall]

What a muppet!

My fave criminal was a burglar back in the 1970's. He fell through the glass roof of one of the Victorian Arcades in Leeds. He didn't get far because his false leg stayed on the roof!

[atalanta]

You winder how some people remember to breathe

[Buenchico]

Add him to a long list . . .
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/hall_of_shame.htm

[TonyV]

Maybe not the dumbest but certainly up there

[EDDIE51]

A policeman I know swears this story is true. There was a plumber who also did a bit of burglary on the side. He was caught because he was breaking into a house and noticed that the kitchen taps needed replacing, so he left his business card by the sink!!

[atalanta]

I'd be surprised if a half-decent plumber was short of cash. Mine is so eye-wateringly expensive that he must be swimming in money.

[wolf63]

Chris

Thanks for the link. I must admit that I enjoy reading the Darwin awards. It seems sick laughing about how someone dies but it is just impossible to resist.

Have you noticed that they were all male.

Susan

[SIRandyraven]

So if they blew most of the money in a casino, the casino is the winner in this story.
Poundland down to the tune of £6,000.
Dumb and Dumber in the cages where belong.
Casino up probably say £4,000.

One should laugh , but you will probably now find the tax payer will be supporting their dependants , if they have any.

[agchristie]

Haha! Credit rating - zero!

[marval]

Definitely a dumb criminal