Doo Yew Thinkk ... ... ...

[wiltsman]

... itt wood bee butter iff we al toook a littul moor thyme too reed threw are postes beeefour wee hiitt thu subbmitt buton?

[Ken4155]

know eye daunt

[wolf63]

Dinnae ken

[wiltsman]

Fayre enuff Kin5541

[-Talbot-]

Is he a Scotsman?

[Ken4155]

know sutch fairee kolled nuff

[Baldric]

Or practise a little moor and get it right first time ;o)

[Baldric]

Not again!!

[wolf63]

I got this in an email last week

Eye have a spellin chequer,
it came with my pea sea,
it plainly marques for my revue
mistakes eye cannot sea.
i've run this poem threw it
i'm sure your pleas too no
it's letter perfect in it's weigh
my chequer tolled me sew. Sew their!

[wiltsman]

High Bordyjoy6 - Kant sea thu connexshun thatt thu Moovy Lejend klip haz wiv mie poste. Purrhapz I'mm a bitt thic. I no thu anzer iz yez befour u replie!

[mrs_overall]

I was watching Dave Gorman on TV last night and he showed numerous tweets. It is amazing how many people say " a bowl in a china shop", "cat phrase", and "escape goat."
My particular favourite (used by a lot of people out there) was the word "elk" instead of "ilk."

[wiltsman]

Yes, I saw that programme mrs_o.'

Something that grates with me, is someone saying 'of', when the word should be 'have'.

As an example, people saying, 'I could of done that', when it should be, 'I could have done that'.

[Jackdaw33]

That is one of our regular poster's solecisms.

[Peter Pedant]

As an example, people saying, 'I could of done that', when it should be, 'I could have done that'.

joins sudduv - as in I sudduv hit him
and kinduv as in I kinduv hit him

defies grammatical analysis - sort of is a ?noun phrase and is being used as an auxiliary in a compound verb

[Peter Pedant]

oops no adverb .... sozza

[Strawberry5]

What's with the weird spelling? :P