Aussie Outback Trucker........

[Shaglene]

A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops off at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie ..

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!!”

The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal”.

The truckie replies, “I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick!”

[Old_Geezer]

I'd be sick of mine too if that is what it offered.

[Ken4155]

Reminds me of the joke about another chap who visits a brothel and chooses a stick-thin girl with a long nose, big ears and long, straight hair. Takes her home, tells her to strip off and get down on all fours. Then he brings his Afghan Hound into the room and says, "That's what you'll look like if you don't eat your food!"