Obsessions........

[Shaglene]

The psychiatrist:

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mum, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.

He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, "Whisky".

He then turned to the fourth Mum June: "Your obsession is with flowers.
Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy."

At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered: "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy and go home."

[Ken4155]

Didn't you (or someone else) post this last week?

[1ozzy]

Just a tad over.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1485689.html

[Shaglene]

Thanks Ken...I've done it again.....

[Patsy33]

So good she posted it twice!