Naughty Doctor Sqad

[marval]

A fat middle-aged woman and her beautiful 18 year-old daughter enter Doctor Sqad's surgery.

Doctor Sqad says to the daughter, "Okay, get undressed."

The woman says, "No, it's me that's come to see you!"

Doctor Sqad says, "Alright, stick your tongue out and say ahh."

[bookbinder]

That's a good one, and it made me laugh (which is not easy to do!).

[marval]

I am glad it made you laugh bookbinder.

[Jackdaw33]

Sqad said to the girl, "Big breaths".

She replied, "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen".

[EDDIE51]

A woman attends her doctors surgery to have a course of artificial insemination. The doctor tells her, take all your clothes off and lie on the couch. She thinks this is a bit odd but does as she is told. Then she sees the doctor is taking his trousers off. She says to him '' Hey I'm here for artificial insemination'' The doctor replies '' Sorry I've run out of bottled you'll have to have draught !''

[Patsy33]

I would have took my clothes off then poked my tongue out!

[DTCwordfan]

Sqad walks into the bedroom holding three Ibuprofen tabs and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

[DTCwordfan]

Sqad is lying on his Spanish beach, well repleted on his sangria and steak and chorizo pudding. He's there sun bathing, wearing nothing but a Panama over his you-know-what.

An ugly AB woman is passing (are there any - surely the other Sportsbank side) and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

Sqad replies: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"

[marval]

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