How To Make A House Look Stupid.

[gness]

You cover all the windows that are reflecting two large trees with brick patterned paper......

Why?

Because I found a dead sparrow that had flown into one window....probably making for a tree that wasn't there....... :-(

Still...better daft looking house than dead bird.........x

[Svejk]

I wouldn't say you've made the house look stupid...

[DTCwordfan]

Bit like this???? One of the best American ads....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PRfvA8i6E

[gness]

The car's okay, Shoota....mostly it's in the garage.....and when out I have lime green venetian blinds that work well....

Ael...you are going to be in so much trouble one day.....☺

I could put nets on the outside, Hc....I suppose......match the ones over the ponds to protect the tadpoles.....x

[gness]

I've done that, DT......left the imprint of my face on the glass......x

[DTCwordfan]

so have I - with a cut across the bridge of my nose and needing my PR manager's Clinique touch up as I had a speech on stage to give to 700 guests in Shanghai, inc the Mayor of the City....

[Tilly2]

Have nets stopped being passé?

If so, I shall buy some for my french windows, which the birds seem to be unable to avoid.

Bath mats seems a bit extreme, Gness. Don't they slide down the glass?

[gness]

They haven't yet, Tilly and they have been there for days...just those cheap open weave ones with lots of suckers.

Taking on board white nets I have stuck white paper on one window to experiment....but the reflection of the trees is still strong.....x

[cupid04]

I knew a tree feller once ;-))

[gness]

And you blew him away, Cupid!.....☺