What Would You Buy The Queen For Her Birthday?

[smurfchops]

Well?? ....

[Cloverjo]

Err, nothing. If she were my grandma I might get her a nice bunch of flowers and the latest Joanna Trollope book.

[Hopkirk]

A trip on that super fast and long zip line in North Wales

[Samuraisan]

I wouldn't. Maybe a card.

[Tilly2]

Nowt. She's never bought me a present.

[Prudie]

I'd buy her a weekend away alone somewhere that absolutely nobody knew who she was.

[ivor4781]

how many times must she have muttered "oh that *** anthem again" !

[SIRandyraven]

One of those hover boards , so she can move about Buck palace more quickly.

[murraymints]

fluffy jim jams and cosytoe slippers

[Mamyalynne]

I'd bake her a pie, she's never had one of my pies before.

[ethandron]

I'd buy her a hand held games console so she could amuse herself on her more boring visits.

[DTCwordfan]

an inflatable corgi - for Prince Philip, a bottle of mouthwash.

[lady-janine]

DTC - why does his breath smell?

[DTCwordfan]

those corgis, Lady J, too much kissing of them....

[jubieanna]

I'd buy her a pair of jeans and a tee shirt. She must be so sick of wearing the same style dress and matching hat!

[mikey4444]

Exactly what could you buy one of the wealthiest women in the world ?

She already has too much of everything.

[lady-janine]

Mikey - I agree and she is still a very nice person.

That is more than can be said of a lot of other people, rich or otherwise.

[mikey4444]

Lady Jane, although I am far from being a royalist, I would unhesitatingly agree that she is very nice !

[jambutty]

First I knew you got bad breath from kissing dogs - mine must be rank !! I'm with mm, cosy jim jams and fluffy slippers is a brill idea!