If Looks Could Kill.

[RATTER15]

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said "Is this your wife sir?"
Shocked, I answered "Yes."
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said "I know, but she takes it up the *** and she's good with the kids..

[cupid04]

Charming. lol!

[Jackdaw33]

You been drinking?

[RATTER15]

Jackdaw33. "You been drinking?"

I'm on my 2nd cup of chamomile tea! I'm hardcore!!