Good Morning Early Birds!

[waterboatman]

Friday. Lots of rain through the night. No surprise there then! A friend in Florida tells me they are having a drought! I said I'd ask the weather men to get the clouds to go south a bit and get rid of some of their rain before they come across the pond. Weeelll Worth a try innit?

Poota's playing silly *** this morning, so If I disappear you'll know why.
I've got me wee kindle fired up just in case


Have a happy day everyone.

[waterboatman]

Roger's in the doghouse then balders.

[DTCwordfan]

Get the Bittersweet Apple spray out, Baldric......99 per cent of dogs hate it and it's a great deterrent. However, from what we hear of him, Roger though may be part of the 1% who love the smell.

[Baldric]

After that I'm going to build him one wbm!

[waterboatman]

Good plan balders! :o}

[Luv_The_Doc]

Good Morning all, just about to rescue Roger for half an hour walkies, I found him by following the sploshing noises and big wet foot/plaster prints, just trotting along going "Can't catch me!"

[waterboatman]

Morning doc. xxx I reckon Roger is well and truly in it! :o}

How are you this morning?

[waterboatman]

I must make a move.

Have a happy day everyone.

[mikey4444]

Morning All !

Very long day yesterday....up and down to Town. Something a tad embarrassing happened on the way up. About 10 mins before the train reached Cardiff, I got locked in the ruddy toilet ! It was one of those toilets with a semi-circular electric door. The toilet itself was marvelous...very clean and modern and not smelly at all, but when I pressed the button to get the door open, it went phutt and all the lights when out !

I banged like *** on the door, but nobody heard me. The door was open about half an inch but without a crowbar, I couldn't do anything....I mean, who the hell goes for a pee with a crowbar !

The emergency handle was looking at me very enticingly, and I have always wanted to pull one of those ! But I knew we were shortly to arrive at Cardiff, so waited patiently until we arrived. I then recommenced my fevered banging and yelling and eventually the Guard came along. He tried to override the electric controls but in the end had to engage a large BR chap from the platform and they managed to pull the door back.

What a bloody palaver ! Everybody was very apologetic and couldn't have been nicer. But I seem to recall a favourite rhyme of my Dads, from when I was a kid...."Three old ladies were locked in the lavatory".............

[DTCwordfan]

time to be moving, a raid on the temple required.....have a good one all

[Luv_The_Doc]

Hello Boatman, all is good thank you. Just collared Roger, he's a mug for a biscuit, bit like B really :-)
Just off round the block, haven't got to leave until 930 so nice and relaxed. A hopefully not too busy day ahead, bookings looked ok yesterday.

[Baldric]

"Oh Dear, what can the matter be?" eh Mikey.

[netibiza]

..good morning , am just nipping in in the hopes that I am not too late. You are all so busy,

[netibiza]

We are having a drought here in Ibiza too, absolutely no rain to talk of for over a year, water levels very low, just hope the wells don't get salty,

[Baldric]

'morning Neti, glad you popped in, thought my poota was broken, it had all gone quiet.
All good with you?

[mikey4444]

It didn't bother me unduly.............I am a big, rough-tough chap.......well, big anyway. But imagine if it had happened to an old lady, or a child ?

( I wish I HAD pulled that bloody handle now..........it might have been my only chance ! )

[Togo]

Yes mikey you should always flush after you have been. (^_*) Off now all, fishing bag sorted and my son is up and ready. S Y L

[Luv_The_Doc]

Goodness, it went awful quiet, awful quick on here today. I'm off to the Fun Factory for my sins.
Have a good day all.