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Patsy33 | 22:14 Fri 01st Jul 2016 | Jokes
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I've just got back from a friend's funeral. He died after being hit in the head by a tennis ball. It really was a wonderful service...
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The service was ace then, Patsy.
22:17 Fri 01st Jul 2016
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
No fault then?
22:21 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Good point Tony..
Yes it was perfect DaisyNonna, no fault..
22:22 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Actually the son of a former colleague of mine died on his first day at secondary school from precisely that. It does happen.
22:23 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Sorry to hear that Jackdaw. Now if you had said cricket... those balls are lethal!
22:28 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Shame it wasn't 3' lower and then he would of just got away with 'New Balls'.
22:30 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Got knocked out by a rounders' ball
22:31 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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What? You cannot be serious!
22:49 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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it was a quiet service and there was no .... racket
22:57 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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I did de-deuce that Peter.....
23:02 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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He finally got his name inscribed on something then.
00:56 Sat 02nd Jul 2016

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