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Patsy33 | 13:40 Thu 07th Jul 2016 | Jokes
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I went to the shopping centre today. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall...
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HaHa
17:00 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Could've gone to the butcher's and come out with a capon.
22:13 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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I went into boots but they didn't have any.
22:15 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Yes, 1ozzy, but you have to wear it backwards and inside out.
22:21 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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I find I need but two in my wardrobe: an east-south-easter, and a west-north-wester. Jolly well good for all absolutely frightful weather; however, they must be colour coordinated you know
22:32 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Are you off your shopping trolly?!!
22:35 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Are you off your shopping trolly?!!
22:35 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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Chap went into Boots and asked for deodorant. When asked if he wanted the roll on ball type he replied, No it's for under my arms.
22:36 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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I don't know why cashiers always ask if I have a "Frequent Flyer's Card" since I shop locally, and usually walk or drive to their store.
22:44 Thu 07th Jul 2016
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