Dead Ringers Tonight

[mikey4444]

I have just heard a cracker on Dead Ringers !

What have Mrs May and the Queen got in common ?

They are both unelected and married to a man called Philip !

[mikey4444]

And that they had not been voted into their currents job OG...as you say, by proxy only.

[retrocop]

//And that they had not been voted into their currents job OG...as you say, by proxy only. //

Any body decided yet ,in the Labour party, who is going to vote in a credible leader of the opposition or are they still bickering over their rules? :-)

[-Talbot-]

I like jokes to actually work, not sorta work.


What have Mrs May and the Queen got in common ?

They are both unelected in their currents job and married to a man called Philip !




It is more of a statement than a joke.

[Baldric]

Made me laugh . . . . . not!

[THECORBYLOON]

Anyway, Jan Ravens described Angela Eagle's voice as "shaking like a cold dog in a rescue centre" classic!

[retrocop]

TCL
Now that was funny and true. :-)

[wolf63]

Grumpy old men - apart from Ladybirder and me.

Tomorrow is Caturday - chill !!

[Peter Pedant]

Yikes mikey - I see what you mean by po-faced lemon suckers !
with faces like buckets of .....

[Hopkirk]

Winston Churchill wasn't elected to be PM in 1940.

[douglas9401]

...and Diane Abbott?? :-)

Tough gig transferring jokes from a radio show to the page, Mikey, especially when points are being scored off you for no apparent reason.
I enjoyed it.

Don't give up your day job though. :-)

[mikey4444]

dougie....Dead Ringers always makes me laugh as well ! I thought the bloke doing the Dave Cameron voice was pretty good !