Breast Milk Revenge Story

[piggynose]

did anybody see this on facebook? i think it was about an angry woman who was fed up with men stealing her milk from the office fridge, so she decided to replace it with breast milk, and at the end of the week she put a note on the bottle to come clean, and tell the culprit what he had been drinking.
do you think she was out of order?

[slinky.kate]

NO?

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/this-is-why-you-dont-steal-milk-from-the-office-fridge/news-story/9925da7a9b510a2c83bf18d91fe50d7c

[Old_Geezer]

If they didn't notice the difference they probably aren't fussed. They might leave a "thank you" note next time though.

[ethandron]

Hee hee, perfect retribution :)

[Mamyalynne]

Not out of order at all.

[piggynose]

whoever it was must've felt a right t1t.

[douglas9401]

I bet she never had a starter and only had soft drinks at the night out too so why should she pay the same as everybody else. :-P

[rockerbill]

Love t it

[237SJ]

Yes

[Cloverjo]

Not out of order. What's wrong with drinking human milk instead of cow's milk anyway? I know it does make people feel a bit queasy, but it's all clean and harmless.

[Mamyalynne]

She'd have been out of order if she'd left the thief something laced with laxatives, but a natural product - no.

[RetroChic2]

pee is a natural product but I wouldn't want it in my tea.

[237SJ]

I agree with Retro

[trt]

Great stuff, which gives me the idea for whose stealing my Lucozade! :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Well if the thief can't tell the difference between a milk product and urine they may not have noticed the taste either.

[-SharonA-]

When I was at school, someone kept stealing the sweets out of my coat pocket. So my Mum made some sweets from soap and wrapped them in the original wrappers. That was the last time my sweets were stolen.