Just wanting a really good laugh. You guys cheered me up before hearing your worst jobs. What's your most embarrassing stories?
Mines: so I was at my crushes house, 1st date...candle lit meal. All going well until I knew I needed to go drop the kids at the pool. Obviously didn't want to hold it so I had to go there and then. After doing, I looked down to see the biggest thing I've ever seen. It looked like King Kong had let the kids out the back door. Flushed it. No movement. Panicked...waited a bit. Reflushed, nothing. Just there still in the bowl. Panicked as I'd been gone so long and I had flushed 2xs he'd know what I'd done. 3rd time lucky? I flushed. Water came up and up and up and all over the floor. I had to go out and tell my date I had done a big one and blocked his toilet. In text message. After I sneaked out his house. Never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
The most embarrassing story I heard was
A friend of mine who was in his early twenties went home one night and decided that he would watch a blue movie so he went upstairs to his room and put his headphones on loaded the film and "relieved himself" upon finishing he turned to the side and next to his bed -his mum had left his evening meal