Wedding Anniversary.

[Patsy33]

Bob forgets his wife's wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!! The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out of the window to find a box.....gift wrapped in the middle of driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale..... Bob has been missing since Friday!

[zebo]

Actually, I've just remembered that it's our anniversary today, 48 years!

[Patsy33]

Congratulations zebo?.... Hope you got your wife a nice gift....

[Old_Geezer]

https://www.reference.com/holidays-celebrations/symbol-48th-wedding-anniversary-d6ac88b1a4d357bb#

Get her some DIY tools. She'll love 'em.

[zebo]

Patsy, thanks for your congratulations but I am the wife!!!

[Patsy33]

Haha.. Should have checked your status first! Well in that case don't worry too much about it!

[DTCwordfan]

Is this the comedy channel - funnier than the actual joke....!

[Old_Geezer]

That'll learn me to trust the previous post ;-)

Get him some then.

[marval]

lol, congratulations to you both zebo.

[zebo]

Update, off for a pig-out at The Pigs! Neither of us has ever set great store by anniversaries, the girls are on about our 50th in 2 years time already! Thanks for the good wishes.