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The attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a
girlfriend, but she really went with her long time wealthy lover, who gave her a beautiful £10,000 mink coat.
But she couldn't bring it home so she figured a way. She pawned the mink
coat.
She came home and told her husband she had found a pawn ticket, which was really the pawn ticket to her mink coat; and she asked her
husband to find out what had been pawned.
Her husband returned and told his wife it was a cheap watch.
The next day his secretary was wearing a £10,000 mink coat.