There was a woodworker who lost his eyesight in one eye, and he didn’t have much money so he carved himself a replacement eye. But he was very self conscious and never went out.
All of his friends said that he needed to get out and meet people. So he goes to a neighbourhood bar because it didn’t have bright light inside. As he sits there a lady walked in and she had a deformity with her lips. She sits down beside him. They start to make small talk. But he was nervous, and she was nervous each of them about their deforminities.
But finally he get up enough nerve and asks her if she’d like to go out and get a bite to eat.
She replies, “Would I! Would I!”
He yells back at her, “Hair Lip, Hair Lip!”