I Must Be A Really Good Customer With!

[TWR]

Barclays
RBS
Nat West
Bank of Nairobi

They have even asked to update my account details to save me the bother of going into the bank,

Issue is, I am with the Yorkshire Bank & never had dealings with the others, they must like me or something.

[murraymints]

how very kind of them..there will of course be a small charge !!

[Buenchico]

Perhaps you could ask one of them to introduce you to a helpful Nigerian prince, who could help you with your investments?

[murraymints]

Chris..he is marrying me but needs a wee cash advance to get visas and permits..his bank has suspended trading !

[TWR]

I have to contact my Uncle in Nairobi Murray, you know the one that has that gold mine, the one I have £10.000.000. shares in, I knew somebody loved me.

[TWR]

No need, not with my shares over there Chico.

[murraymints]

funny that.I have a long lost cousin who has died with no other surviving family..seems he owned a gold mine too....but licences and admin have to be paid first £10 000 ...not much when the whole estate of £10million is coming my way...can't wait..going to buy an Island in The Indian Ocean..want to come for holiday ? I will send my private plane when it arrives !!

[TWR]

See you there Murray, see you by the pool, you know the one that has gold taps.

[murraymints]

lol..you know it makes sense !!

[johnny.5]

but you need to know that your computer is working
because Microsoft keep phoning me at home to let me know that my pc is infectec with a dangerous file
however if i send them £1000 pound they will fix it and this will stop all the people with a virus on their pcs from blaming me

[johnny.5]

and if you were to ask for a refund then that is no problem
however Microsoft do nt ritse cheques for less thn £2500
sso if you send another £1000 by transfer union they will sent you a cash transfer for £2800 you can keep the extra £800 for your time and inconvienience