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Fake Donald Trump Returns To Snl, And The Real One Is Not Happy
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I can't receive this program on my TV, but this is a good as it gets !
But its all a bit too close to the truth and it make me slightly uneasy.
I can't receive this program on my TV, but this is a good as it gets !
But its all a bit too close to the truth and it make me slightly uneasy.
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Mr Trump trikes me as someone who has a seriously thin skin, and a complete inability to laugh at anything, especially himself.
Lampooning politicians has gone on for hundreds of years - it goes with the territory.
Mr Trump should accept this with good grace for the seriously clever, witty and accurate parody of himself and his election that it is.
Lampooning politicians has gone on for hundreds of years - it goes with the territory.
Mr Trump should accept this with good grace for the seriously clever, witty and accurate parody of himself and his election that it is.
Will have to watch later but if this is true this is epic.
"After Gen. Joseph F. Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, tells Trump how excited he is to hear about the “secret” plan to defeat the Islamic State, Trump turns to his laptop. “Okay, right, here we go. Here we go. Big plan. Big plan. Google, ‘What is ISIS?'” Trump says. “Oh my — 59 million results.”
He then picks up his phone: “Siri, how do I kill ISIS?” Turns out he was talking into a Blackberry"
LOl.
If he's unhappy with SNL it's very likely he'll use his presidential sway to dig deep on all the presenters family trees, find that they're not 100% Americans then deport them before building a huge 80 foot wall around SNL studios with armed watch towers, electric fences, a moat filled with alligators and dog units all around it.
But his digging deep will fall short of declaring that ALL Americans are indeed immigrants so needs to deport himself as well as everyone else bar the indignious Indians and...
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"After Gen. Joseph F. Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, tells Trump how excited he is to hear about the “secret” plan to defeat the Islamic State, Trump turns to his laptop. “Okay, right, here we go. Here we go. Big plan. Big plan. Google, ‘What is ISIS?'” Trump says. “Oh my — 59 million results.”
He then picks up his phone: “Siri, how do I kill ISIS?” Turns out he was talking into a Blackberry"
LOl.
If he's unhappy with SNL it's very likely he'll use his presidential sway to dig deep on all the presenters family trees, find that they're not 100% Americans then deport them before building a huge 80 foot wall around SNL studios with armed watch towers, electric fences, a moat filled with alligators and dog units all around it.
But his digging deep will fall short of declaring that ALL Americans are indeed immigrants so needs to deport himself as well as everyone else bar the indignious Indians and...
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"Mikey - stalker alert! I dreamt about you last night!!!!! We had gone to a meeting and you were there. I introduced myself to you and then went round introducing you to everyone present. How creepy is that!"
Not Creepy at all as Mikey seems a standup, informative and likeable person, one that you'd love to accompany you to meetings, dinner parties and other social gatherings.
What would have been creepy was if he had dreamt about one of the far reich posters and introduced them to everyone you know.
Not Creepy at all as Mikey seems a standup, informative and likeable person, one that you'd love to accompany you to meetings, dinner parties and other social gatherings.
What would have been creepy was if he had dreamt about one of the far reich posters and introduced them to everyone you know.
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President.
The old farmer said, ”Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.’'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post Tortoise' was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise.”
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain... ...
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”
Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President.
The old farmer said, ”Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.’'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post Tortoise' was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise.”
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain... ...
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”
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