Most 'inappropriate' Christmas Advert?

[EDDIE51]

Just heard an advert on the local radio to 'Get a new staircase fitted ' for Christmas!
Any more candidates for the most inappropriate Christmas purchase ?

[Tilly2]

New carpets......they'll only get trodden on and mucked up.

[hc4361]

I have never bought a staircase. Never even thought about it, never mind in time for Christmas

[sunny-dave]

Do you live in a bungalow, hc?

:+)

[Buenchico]

http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/3/2/38432.jpg?v=1

;-)

[EDDIE51]

Is that a real ad Chris? It deserves a BA if it is.

[jno]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/b9/6e/88b96e39426cbdcb511deededa42ab13.jpg

[jno]

I suppose it won't make things any worse, considering how much time he spends in chimneys

http://www.acquisio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bad-xmas-ad.jpg

[Buenchico]

Let's all remember to keep the ladies happy, guys ;-)

http://tinyurl.com/hurd7x9

[Buenchico]

(The ad from my first link is, indeed, real, Eddie)

[Lie-in King]

Good point, Chris ;-)

http://media6000.dropshots.com/photos/1334135/20130820/101003.jpg

A new staircase is a bit of a flight of fancy though.

[EDDIE51]

BA duly awarded.

[Buenchico]

Thanks, Eddie.

I hope that you're not feeling suicidal ;-)
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/3/7/38437.jpg?v=1

[EDDIE51]

^^I'm no fan of funeral directors (or monumental masons.) But I can't help but think they miss a trick when it comes to advertising. Why don't they do a buy one get one free on funerals?. You know the kind of thing, buy a full burial now and get a free cremation within the next 12 months!
A close friend of mine had to organise her Dads funeral, the quote was £3500 so she went to the next funeral director and asked them to beat the quote!
They were astounded , no one had done it before.
Any way she just kept on round the 3 funeral directors in town asking them to beat the last quote and in the end got it for £900

[whiskeryron]

Keep Santa clean. Get a new chimney for Christmas.

[Buenchico]

There's nothing new, Eddie ;-)
https://www.gransnet.com/forums/science_nature_environment/a1216672-I-didnt-know-where-to-post-this-but

[zebo]

My Mother in law died at the start of a Bank Holiday weekend and as there had to be an post mortem there was a lot of time to arrange the funeral so my husband rang around to get quotes and the places were astounded.
On the subject of adverts I cannot understand why people pay to have their cookers super-cleaned for Christmas, they need cleaning after Christmas, the hammering they get.

[Buenchico]

You're meant to clean cookers then, Zebo?

That's news to me!

;-)