Please somebody tell me when it is - it is actually on 25 December I would so not like to miss it. ta all - cos she has been looking forward to it so much and hasn't enjoyed much health this year at all.
Nah, it's just a rumour that it's her birthday. The truth is that she doesn't know, having been born in a gypsy caravan in deepest Transylvania, twenty one years ago or so.