We have just as much fun here in Suffolk. (Maybe it's an East Anglian thing?).
The Needham Market to Bildeston road (9 miles) has had intermittent closures for over a year, with the 'Road Closed Ahead' signs giving no indication of exactly where it's closed. Some people have taken who've wanted to go just two or three miles along the road have followed the 'Diversion' signs (for 30 miles!) only to find that they've been left on the wrong side of the road closure (which shouldn't have affected their journey at all) and they've then got to travel a further 30 miles to get back to where they started!
A year or two ago I encountered some roadworks affecting both the A14 and some roads around Bury St Edmunds. To confuse things though, there were further roadworks taking place at the same time, meaning that the diversion routes overlapped. I followed 'Diversion' signs for 12 miles, only to end up back where I'd started!
Stowmarket is fun to drive around at the moment, with 'find an open route to Asda' presenting a different challenge every day to drivers. That's because there are lots of different (planned) roadworks going on, all with their own 'Diversion' signs, plus some emergency gas main repairs. Several 'Diversion' signs now lead to dead ends and it's total chaos as everyone tries to turn around!