Should Veggies Start Doing Their Bit To Help Global Warning?

[ToraToraTora]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38285300
We need to pull together to stop these cows jam tarting!

[Zacs-Master]

I think the answer is blowing in the wind.

[Mamyalynne]

Cows can't help being vegetarian , they're made that way.

[ToraToraTora]

quite right mamy but if we eat them then they won't be jam tarting will they!

[Mamyalynne]

More we eat the more we'll need to breed.

[Zacs-Master]

............and jam tart.

[mikey4444]

I shall do my bit by not eating any sprouts this Xmas !

[Mamyalynne]

But do eat half a cow.

[Zacs-Master]

The back half preferably.

[Mamyalynne]

Splutter!

[ToraToraTora]

the new Lady godiva is helping, apparently it used a whole cow's worth of tallow for all of them!

[Zacs-Master]

We should all boycott our takeaways this Christmas.
'Agricultural sources would include cattle and other ruminants, as well as rice paddies.'
Beef madras and pilau would presumably be methane neutral tho.

[Bertrum]

Wrong end the vast majority of methane is released orally

[Zacs-Master]

^^^^'eees right you know.

[Jackdaw33]

How do you roast beer?