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[gness]

We've just been chatting about having babies....neither of my experiences went to plan......but they were funny.....

When the gynaecologist arrived to deliver the second he was the double...the exact double of Dudley Moore.......I couldn't push for laughing.....

Now ladies......in that situation which famous lookalike would you want to see at the end of your bed peering up your gown.......

....and who would you not want to see........☺......x

[craft1948]

I wouldn't be too keen on a Harold Shipman lookalike peering at my bits...

[sunny-dave]

I'm not likely (barring unforeseen advances in medical technology) to be in you precise situation, gness.

But if I was having a vasectomy, I'd not want Rosa Klebb advancing towards my bits with a scalpel ...

[gness]

Nice to see you, Crafty.....and your humour......xx

I can see that might be a problem, Dave....anyone you'd like to see...;-)

[hellywelly4]

Michael Palin I think. I would not like to see Ricky Tomlinson, or Ricky Gervais or Keith Lemmon or Jimmy Carr ....I could go on!

[tonyav]

But if I was having a vasectomy, I'd not want Rosa Klebb advancing towards my bits with a scalpel ...


Neither would I, Dave. Or Lorena Bobbitt !.

[whiskeryron]

// But if I was having a vasectomy, I'd not want Rosa Klebb advancing towards my bits with a scalpel ... // or a couple of bricks!!! ouch.

[gness]

Wasn't Bobbit slightly more than a vasectomy?......x

[tonyav]

Errrrrrrrm slightly more I believe, gness.

[DTCwordfan]

The Queen or Theresa May when it comes to my bits, never mind most of the AB women on here, just as to the prattle that would be sprayed over these ignoble pages.

[NoMercy]

I'm not sure I'd want Captain Hook as my Gynaecologist.

[NoMercy]

I wouldn't relish the prospect of Abu Hamza being down near my south Pole either.

[DTCwordfan]

I wouldn't want Abu Hamza or, mind you, AOG or any of the News crew, looking at my South or North Pole - or even my West or East one. Remember that there have been several polar reversals in geological time where the South becomes the North and vica versa.

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Not a pregnancy tale but once went to hospital for a gynae examination and had to lie stark naked under a blanket while waiting for the consultant. Oh the horror whenI realised that not only had I gone to school with him for 5 years but he had gone out with Mr BDs sister for two years. The nurse sensed that I was a bit tense and told me to relax but when I explained she went red. Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

[Cloverjo]

Did he recognise you, BakersDozen?

[BAKERS DOZEN]

I shall just say that he was NOT looking at my face and as I had my knees up he was safely behind the blanket, but as we have a foreign surname and have never met anyone else with our name I think I can safely say he realised who I was. Quickest exam ever and left it to the other doctor to explain things while he hurried on to next patient. Quite surreal talking to a man with no face who is fiddling about with your bits!

[rockyroad]

gynaecologists, however handsome. do not deliver babies:-)

My sister discovered what her neighbour did for a job ( Obstetrician ) when he appeared at the business end of her emergency Cesarean

[gness]

Well, Rocky...I had to see a Gynaecologist all through my pregnancy.......and when I went into hospital he was called from home to deliver....but this was Canada so may be different here......☺

Welcome to AB by the way....x

[jim360]

Not altogether sure that "sprayed all over these pages" is the best choice of words, DTC

[gness]

Afternoon, Jim....;-)