Plane Dummy

[marval]

Always wondering about the pleasure of flying a plane an airplane cleaner came early one morning to clean the plane and saw a book "How to fly an airplane for dummies. Part one" on pilot's seat.

He opened the book and started reading, "First Press the green button on right to start the engine." Well he did and the engine started. He flipped to page two and it read Press purple button to start airplane moving on runway."

He did and airplane started moving and catching up the speed. He went to third page and it read, press the red button to take off the plane in air."

He did and plane was flying. He started turning the pilot's wheel and plane started circling, going up and down and he was having lots of fun.

He decided before anyone found out what he had done to land the plane, go home and brag to his girlfriend."

He went to next page and it read in red "To land the plane successfully go to the nearby store and buy Part two for dummies."

[Patsy33]

He over shot his mark!

[DTCwordfan]

talk about winging it.....

[Bazile]

It was plain to see that he was flying into trouble

[Quoi]

I heard he came down to earth with a crash

[DaisyNonna]

What a come down