Ad Mag

[Patsy33]

Paddy rang the Ad Mag to see how much to put in an item to sell. The lady on the other end of phone told him it was 50p an inch. Paddy said F*** that, I can't afford that! The lady asked him what he was selling. He replied, " A 30ft ladder!"

[EDDIE51]

A man rang the local paper to put in an announcement that his wife has given birth to their first child. ''Certainly sir, How many insertions?'' asked the receptionist
The man replies '' What's that got to do with you?''

[Patsy33]

Hee hee....

[1ozzy]

I was thinking of selling my garden hose.
Not at that cost though.

[Quoi]

Hmmm - I think I just worked out where all the housekeeping money is going.