Sculptor's Model.

[Patsy33]

An artist's model showed up late and sneezing. "I don't feel like
modelling today, I hab a code" she sniffled.
"Yes, that's okay, my hands are sore anyway" said the sculptor.
"Just rest, and I'll make us some hot tea."
Soon the artist saw his wife coming. "Hurry! Strip!" he cried, "Or my
wife will be suspicious!".

[marval]

lol