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OldBather | 22:18 Thu 02nd Feb 2017 | ChatterBank
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Two sayings (from a local gift shop signs)which you may find amusing?



Grow your own dope~










Plant a man!










Vodka is cheaper than Botox
and
paralyses more muscles.
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Wow....you've been spying on me Oldbather.....! A friend bought me the Plant a Man sign.....I hung it in the kitchen but looked at it today and wondered if enough time has passed for me to ditch it......I just don't like it..... But I do like the picture I have of a mad gardening lady waving a garden fork saying.....Just get me a large glass of red and nobody gets...
23:06 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
Wow....you've been spying on me Oldbather.....!

A friend bought me the Plant a Man sign.....I hung it in the kitchen but looked at it today and wondered if enough time has passed for me to ditch it......I just don't like it.....

But I do like the picture I have of a mad gardening lady waving a garden fork saying.....Just get me a large glass of red and nobody gets hurt!

Quite a few friends bought me that one.....☺
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As long as you don't literally plant a man! LOL
OB......I have lots of odd things planted in my garden....including a large white porcelain hand crawling out of the soil....but I draw the line at a man........☻

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