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New President Sprouts Wings And Soars - Wouldn't You Say?
In his first week as President Donald J. Trump swept down from Valhalla and accomplished more than most presidents do in a lifetime.
Among his innumerable wonderful and admirable achievements:
• He signed an Executive Order to “secure the southern border of the United States through the immediate construction of a physical wall.”
• He threatened to cut federal funding to “sanctuary cities” that harbor illegal aliens who clean toilets, sell drugs, and rape women.
• He stabbed the Trans Pacific Partnership to death.
• He enacted an immediate federal hiring freeze.
• He called for a “major investigation” into voter fraud during the last election.
• He advanced plans for the Keystone and Dakota pipelines.
• He temporarily blocked all refugees from entering the United States for 120 days. He blocked Syrian refugees indefinitely and barred visa applicants from Iraq, Yemen, Libya, Iran, Somalia, and Sudan, thus sparing American citizens from a tremendous influx of body odor.
“It’s OK to praise Satan and Joseph Mengele—just don’t call a gay guy a ‘fruit.’”
• He won high holy hosannas from American labor-union chiefs.
• He met with British Prime Minister Theresa May, whereupon they winked at each other and whispered that they would make the Anglosphere great again.
It ain’t vainglorious if it’s great again!
Despite all these monumental achievements, the press attempted to deflect attention by focusing on the size of his inauguration crowd and showing pictures of crying Muslims.
Takimag
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Some famous quotes of his :::::
"“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you *** with me, I’ll kill you all.”
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
Some famous quotes of his :::::
"“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you *** with me, I’ll kill you all.”
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
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Where is this chaos Mikey? You mean the chaos and hysteria,of the liberal luvvie brigade surely. Do you think that perhaps there might be any long-term effects from shouting ‘racist’, ‘fascist’, ‘misogynist’ all the time? It is possible that it is hard to think while your fingers are in your ears and you are shouting names at everybody.
// Wasn't Valhalla just a made up place invented by the writer of the Vikings , movie ?// Baz
Buh zeel - this isnt an irony thread - you may have noticed -whether or not it should be or was intended to be
I thought // harbor illegal aliens who clean toilets, sell drugs, and rape women. // was an absolute give-away - but it hasnt given the game away to anyone besides you and me - itsa zeugon or paraprosdokian which you never see in news items - ever
Buh zeel - this isnt an irony thread - you may have noticed -whether or not it should be or was intended to be
I thought // harbor illegal aliens who clean toilets, sell drugs, and rape women. // was an absolute give-away - but it hasnt given the game away to anyone besides you and me - itsa zeugon or paraprosdokian which you never see in news items - ever
P.P. 'Culture maverick Jim Goad presents a thoroughly reasoned, darkly funny, and rampagingly angry defense of America's most maligned social group -- the cultural clan variously referred to as rednecks, hillbillies, white trash, crackers, and trailer trash. As The Redneck Manifesto boldly points out and brilliantly demonstrates, America's dirty little secret isn't racism but classism. [well understood by D.Trump, Khandro] While pouncing incessantly on racial themes, most major media are silent about America's widening class rifts, a problem that negatively affects more people of all colors than does racism.'
Re. The Redneck Manifesto, Jim Goad
Re. The Redneck Manifesto, Jim Goad
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