What Do Amazon Know About Me That I Don't?

[wiltsman]

Just sent an order off to Amazon for a replacement lead for my camera. On placing it they suggested that based on my order pattern I might like to purchase a ceiling light and some light bulbs - that's fair enough, but then it was suggested I might like to buy a 42 roll pack of Andrex toilet rolls.
Where did that come from? ... lol. What do they know about me?

[Tilly2]

They know that you need to buy toilet rolls. ;-)

[jno]

they must think you're a man of means, not one of those people who uses torn-off pages of the Daily Mail. And they must think you're a big ... spender.

[Jackdaw33]

42 rolls? Holy Sh**!

[Canary42]

That's a bit of a bummer

[trt]

Everybody buys toilet rolls, so they may be a bargain!

[Jackdaw33]

I've heard of 'Love yer bum' but never to the extent of 42 rolls' worth!

[Mamyalynne]

Easier to order in bulk if you have the room for storage and maybe a family that uses lots - they have subscription deals for many such items too.

Great if you don't drive for carrying stuff home too.

[Samjenko]

Possibly haven't got that lead and offered the toilet rolls in lieu.

[Jackdaw33]

Just twigged the 'in lieu' bit.

[Peter Pedant]

What do they know about me?

that people who buy light bulbs wipe their noses a lot ?

( I thought I would keep it clean )
the tone of the conversation i mean

[wiltsman]

Thank you all for your comments. We're on a roll.

[fredfredfredfred]

thank-you guys,you all brought a tear to my eye,and a smile to my face.A sense of humour is a wonderful thing.

[Old_Geezer]

I know someone who regularly buys bog roll in larger quantities than that. Never mail order though. They die of embarrassment if out, and the courier left them with a neighbour (or behind the bins).