Just No Pleasing Some People...

[Fanriffic]

When my girlfriend suggested that she would like something with diamonds for Valentine's Day - apparently a pack of playing cards is not good enough.
Tee hee.

Off to the garage now to get something nice. A microwave meal for one.

[Patsy33]

Yes, shuffle on...

[Dinapal]

Lucky she didn't club you. She must have a big heart

[Patsy33]

Must have been a big deal for her..

[Fanriffic]

Always the joker in the pack I am. Hope the bruise isn't going to be to big after being hit by that big spade.
No poker jokes please... (snigger) ;)

[Samjenko]

It's nothing to brag about.

[dustypuss]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jCAtHHaUUK0/UGnWpr5dWKI/AAAAAAAAES4/kr7FpmPvRAM/s1600/aunty-22.jpg

[marval]

I dreamt my OH gave me a diamond ring for Valentines day. I asked him what that meant. He said I would know in the morning. Sure enough this morning he gave a small package, inside was a book called the meaning of dreams.

[Jackdaw33]

I don't do puns so I won't describe it as exactly heart-breaking.

[Ellipsis]

You'll be playing solitaire if you're not careful ...