The Art Collector

[Dinapal]

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting.

When he arrives, the lawyer

says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad

news."

The client: "I've

had an awful day. Tell me the good news."



"Your wife invested £5,000 in two

pictures today.

She

believes they are worth at least £3 million."



"Well done!" the tycoon

says with a big smile.

"Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?"



"The two pictures are

of you with your secretary.

[cupid04]

Lol! Bet he's not smiling now!

[marval]

Oops, he has been framed.