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Hymie | 08:44 Sat 25th Feb 2017 | Jokes
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After 25 years of marriage, a husband looked at his wife and said ‘Twenty five years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car and slept on a sofa bed – but I didn’t care because every night I got to sleep with a sexy twenty eight year old blond’.

‘Now we have a nice house, nice car and sleep in a big comfy bed, but I’m sleeping with a fifty three year old woman who, to be brutally honest has let herself go’.

His wife replied calmly, ‘Then why don’t you go out and get yourself a sexy twenty eight year old blond?’

‘And if you do, I’ll make sure that once again you’ll be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed’.
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