Janet And John's Holiday. Part 3.

[gness]

Despite having been dumped in an area of the city she doesn't know, Janet feels that she can't be far from The Arabian Bathhouse.

A gentle walk, sitting under the trees watching the birds and meditating should heal her gone back.

John agrees. John will agree to anything by now.

It works and Janet is soon leading John to her favourite tapas bar.

They eat delicious food, salted bread and dip and then sit back in the sunshine to enjoy their large glasses of Sangria....

See Janet and John clink glasses, looking relaxed and happy......and that is when............


A bloody great seagull swoops low and empties its bowels, with a direct hit worthy of 617 Squadron, into John's glass of Sangria.......

It must have been very heavy poo because Janet, John and the pristine white tablecloth are sprayed with Sangria diluted seagull poo.......

See Janet laugh...........See John cry......

[gness]

Janet and John are sleeping peacefully at last.....

All is quiet.....John has locked the doors between them so Janet can't disturb him......then......

A storm hits the island....and unexpected and violent storm....

John lets Janet our of her side of the apartment so they can gaze in amazement together....they watch pots and chairs fly off balconies.....bins and debris fly down the street.....
Rain is dashing the windows......water is dripping somewhere in the apartment but neither John nor Janet are keen to find out where...

Janet opens their last bottle of wine...... :-(

[tonyav]

Blimey has that storm that errrrrrm helped your plane take off finally arrived in the Balearics then, Janet ?.
Heres a tip for Janet and John, knock an hole in the floor in the vicinity of where the water is leaking in, kill two birds with one stone. Drown the weird ones underneath and stop your apartment from being flooded out.
Last bottle !.

[Smowball]

Lol Tony!

[aelmpvw]

here's another rare picture of janet with john's present
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=picture+of+woman+with+yellow+duck&tbm=isch&;tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&;ved=0ahUKEwipp8ayrrzSAhXKAcAKHUqZCrwQ7AkIPA&biw=1366&bih=638#imgrc=fLWTJJcfNXdM-M:

[gness]

Janet and John end their holiday as it began......with noise.......all night....
3am saw Janet standing on a table fixing the loose double glazing which had been playing a drum roll to accompany the banging shutters and flying bins.....

Janet and John are packed and ready to leave. Checkout is eleven......they are staying put til three.
Janet doubts that neither Camille nor Eve will arrive to throw them onto the street.......Joan is still missing.

Janet and John will sit on the balcony and watch the heavy machinery that is arriving to demolish the building four doors down.

Janet and John will return to Palma.......if Palma hasn't been completely demolished.

Janet sees Ael's duck picture.......and pours a glass of wine....... :-)

[sunny-dave]

John is tired .... oh so very tired.

He is not a vindictive man, but feels that a whole morning of Radio Northampton's rock n roll show at full volume is no more than the twit next door deserves after said twit had his TV on at ear splitting volume until after 4am (despite John remonstrating and tapping politely on the party wall) ...

... it is surprising how loud an iPad at full volume in a wardrobe against a party wall sounds (judging by the muffled banging and shouting from the other side).

[gness]

Janet and John are leaving the building and getting a taxi to the airport.

John breathes a sigh of relief.....

Thank you for joining in and for all your banter.....

Janet pours one last glass of wine......xxx

[aelmpvw]

is john flicking through brochures for your mid summer break?

[jourdain2]

Glad to hear you are returning refreshed by such a tranquil change from your normal hurly-burly lives. Just the Ryanair to sort out now !!!!!