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Berniecuddles2 | 20:21 Thu 09th Mar 2017 | Jokes
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Just seen a guy run out of Tesco with a turkey under his arm. A security guard was following, shouting " OI!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?? " The guy stopped and shouted back " Roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, veg and some gravy ".
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I bet security guard would've liked to have given him a good stuffing...
20:58 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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He was running to catch the gravy train.
21:23 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Did he give him a good basting? Yorkshire puds with turkey, a crime against good taste, do him for that too.
23:26 Thu 09th Mar 2017

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