Actually Eccles, I think I can match it if not beat it. I was complimented on my toilet seat because it never moves! It's a Bemis, they're known for it in case anyone is remotely interested:-)
No one ever said that to you fluffs..did they? as for the cistern, when I chose the one with the push flush, short flush and long flush, my friends were well impressed :) a sheltered life for us