Anyone Seen Any Good April Fool's Jokes Today?

[gumboil]

I've just looked at one on Wales Online that says they've discovered the sword Excalibur in good condition in a lake in Snowdonia. A ranger is pictured holding it aloft.

[goodgoalie]

Couldn't find anything in today's Times

[Zacs-Master]

Triple decker Emirates plane with a swimming pool and a park.

[douglas9401]

Aldi are having a 2mph speed limit and traffic calming in the aisles.

[chiaroscuro]

http://www.esquireme.com/content/19951-bremont-fa-ux-diving-watch

[douglas9401]

The National Library Of Scotland has launched an attempt to have speed reading recognised as an Olympic sport.

[mikey4444]

There was a report in this morning's i paper, about some train carriages having their seats removed and converted to standing-only carriages.

But as this may already be effectively the case of Southern Rail at the moment, maybe its not such an April Fool after all !

[hereIam]

Heart Radio (NW) had a 'phone interview with Donald Trump this morning - it was fascinating !

[MallyJ]

The mail had a story about Prince Harry legging it to Las Vegas to marry his love in one of the little chapels to save the expense (chortle!)........the look alike didn't lookalike and the registrar (sic) had a name that was an anagram of april fool. .... always thought it was Judges not registrars over there!! Anyway not a good one but out there anyway!