mrs harris is back from her hols.

[bobtheturkey]

she now has a strange looking mexican living with her and has a donkey tied up in her garden with no sign of mr h, i noticed today that kept showing her builders bum to me when watering her tulips i find her all rather intimidating what should i do?.

[lia*]

hello mr. turkeyharris

pick her tulips :-)

[Pippa68]

Go over there and untie the donkey. That sort of behaviour is totally disgraceful & cruel!

[kazminx]

keh??? so who is mrs h bob? i think you secretly fancy her if you like to watch! hehe i have the most repulsive man ive ever seen living directly across from me. he stands at his window after a shower (naked i think) and stares into my lounge. this morning he took his bin out wearing a horrible bath robe and it blew open..now what i saw resembled a dead turkeys neck!! not a pretty site. i threw up there and then!!!

[mccfluff]

find her stash of tequila and leave her to the donkey

[bobtheturkey]

see that is the problem i have kaz

[n00dles]

Go and water them yourself, so she can spend more time with Viva Zapata!!

[baileys]

are you sure it was her builders bum you saw bob? and not her ass?

[n00dles]

Nice one baileys!! LOL ;o)

[bobtheturkey]

very good baileys :)

[kazminx]

what problem bob, does she flash her horrible bits through her neglige (is that how you spell it??) does her bits look like a turkeys neck or 2 eggs in a hankie???

[bobtheturkey]

they are massive kaz 48dd

[kazminx]

bloody hell, you have been looking havent you bob you old scoundrel. when i was a wee girl, my neighbour bent down and i saw her 48ZZ boobies. it was the first time id ever seen bare boobies and i was in total shock. the neighbour caught me and really embarrassed me by asking 'are you looking at my titties??'...oh my god, i was only about 7 and i still see those rockets in my nightmares. i still see the woman too, she is older now but still sporting those mama's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what else can you tell me about her then?? im intrigued!

[bobtheturkey]

she is all the bad dreams you had as a kid rolled in to one big blob of lard

[kazminx]

how do you know the guys a mexican....is he sporting a Tom Sellick tash? wearing a sombrero? and whats the donkey about...sounds a bit kinky to me!!!

[kazminx]

oh i forgot to add....my neighbour also has a wife who looks like a 'she devil'. they are really filthy. ive lived here (and its a nice estate) for 15 years and ive never ever seen a window open or a washing out back. ive never seen the windows being cleaned!!! he is covered in boils and the grease is dripping off his hair. they aint poor just lazy. he is a manager in the tax office and she works (god knows where..probably with comatose patients!). they are from way up north of scotland..says it all!! lol

[blondebird]

I am not sure if a donkey would get on the plane with her.