Seeing this text reminded me that there were a string of these witticisms, not particularly kind to the recipient.
This one was: "You have eyes like pools - cess pools".
They continued in a similar vein. I hope someone can refresh my memory!
Thank you.
you jogged my memory, I remember this from school, not quite the same as yours but the same sort of thing.
Your teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
You have a twinkle in your eyes - the sun shining between your ears.
You have a soft heart - and head to match.
Her hair has waves like the sea - the dead sea.
She has a butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
Your ears are like flowers - cauliflowers.
You have a heart of gold - and teeth to match.
When I look into your eyes - I see the back of your head.
Your eyes are like pools - football pools.
Your complexion is like Emmenthal - full of holes.
Brains aren't everything - in your case they're nothing!
Your lips are like petals: bicycle pedals.
You have a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He has a nose like a bloodhound - constantly dripping.
When they gave out ears, did you think they said beers, because you've got a couple of jugs!
When they gave out bellys, did you think they said jellys, because you've got a big wobbly one!
When they gave out noses, did you think they said roses, because you've got a big red one!