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[froggo]

since having the chop 5 years ago i have not been able to go any where near that area.or anyone else for that matter
the op was a bit of a bodge and i went into shock, the problem being with the threat of testicular cancer men are supposed to check themselves and theres just no way i or a doc can go anywhere near.
any one got any sugestions how i can get over my little problem?

[tinkertontom]

get drunk then get your wife/girlfriend or partner to check them for you

[froggo]

how regular are you sposed to check i develop a drink problem :-)

[tinkertontom]

ok are you a heavy sleeper perhaps they could do it then while you are asleep

[froggo]

maybe under genral anasthe (bugger) injection

[tinkertontom]

you are in a bad way just be brave and take the plunge and have a good feel just think if you put it off and then you did end up with testicular cancer you would have to go through a lot more disscomfort go on deep breath go for it

[froggo]

i know i must check but just phisicly cant do it the thought alone makes me sweat perhaps hypnotherapy but what a plonker i would sound when they ask why i want it

[tinkertontom]

don't know what to suggest other than have a word with your doctor see if they can offer you some advise ,there might be some numbing gell or somthing you could use ,anyway good luck hope you can get this sorted out

[Mr Tall]

You probably got cancer already.... I wouldn't bother. Ignorance is bliss.

[froggo]

cheers just another complex to add to the collection

[kazminx]

what?? you cant have sex or just cant touch the other bits!!!??? sorry if personal!

[SaxyJag]

It's not normal to have this problem. Swallow your pride and go back to your GP and explain everything just as you have here.

You know, it's got to be worth a bit of embarrassment if it helps you avoid the big C.

Just to say, my bloke didn't excatly have this problem, but he did have certain other 'symptoms' that go with TC. He got it checked out and got some tablets for it, and it wasn't TC, I'm pleased to say.

[froggo]

naw nookies fine so long as it dosnt involve my tessys and ive been to the quack but he cant touch them either nooo waaayyy