Things I Have In Common With My Laptop

[wiltsman]

1. Slow

2. Difficult to wake up from sleep

3. Struggles to do basic tasks

4. Overheats when working a little

5. Looks older than it eally is

[sunny-dave]

6. Has a floppy that is virtually redundant and no-one wants to use any more ...

[Baldric]

Thank you for confiding in us Dave.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm surprised that none of our female ABers want to take a byte of that, dave....

[Buenchico]

7 A bit dim

8 Heavier than I'd like

[Smowball]

But do you have a hard drive Dave ;)

[wiltsman]

I trust you're talking about your laptop??

[zebo]

Liable to do random things for no good reason.

[cupid04]

I never byte a floppy...

[gness]

Don't know, Smow......but he may have a dirty mac..... ;-)

[cupid04]

Aaah, does he frequent seedy shops in Soho?

[gness]

Oooo....not sure,Cupid.....I have seen him at the local garden centre though.....x