Another Bit Of Fun

[Patsy33]

Things you wouldn't hear a doctor say...

[cupid04]

English is my first language...

[Patsy33]

"I'm so sorry you need a new knee Mrs Smith. Tell you what, how would you like to go private, my treat!"..

[wolf63]

"Hello doctor, you said if the tablets didn't work I was to come back to see you"

"what was I going to do? Get you put to sleep?"

True story - and he is still my doctor.

[-SharonA-]

Pull yourself together!

[cupid04]

I can make you better

[queenofmean]

Small prick...

[murraymints]

of course you can have an appointment for tomorrow if you are still bad tonight....in fact call me..I will do a home visit ...

[marval]

You want a baby? jump on the couch then.

[aelmpvw]

yes ael, i can confirm that you have man flu

[nailit]

''You've got acute angina. And a very nice pair of bazookas as well''

[elliemay1]

Here's my mobile number. Ring me any time and I'll visit you at home

[marval]

Would you like a cup of tea and a biscuit?