Going To The Loo............

[-SharonA-]

I have heard it all! In Corrie earlier, Gemma told Chesney she was 'going to shake her lettuce' in reference to going to the loo.

How do you say you're going to the loo?

[Patsy33]

"I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool" Heard that a few times and didn't know what these people were going on about! The penny dropped after a while...Excuse the pun...

[Arksided]

Going for a slash is my most common expression but depending on where I am another is, I just need to use you facilities.

[marval]

I just say I am going to the loo.

Many years ago we went to a medieval banquet.

If anyone wanted to go to the loo, they had to ask.

Men asked to syphon their python
Women asked to aim alice at the chalice.

[EDDIE51]

^ I went to one of those! the men had to say ''Sire, may I slash on thy stone? '' can't remember what the ladies had to say!

[ferlew]

Spend a penny is the one I use.
Mr F used to say he was going to see a man about a dog.

[Cloverjo]

My dad used to say that, ferlew. I never knew what he meant. :)

I just say I need a wee, or I need the loo, depending on who I'm with.

[Cloverjo]

I like what my OH says: I weed a knee :)

[Georgiesmum]

When I used to work in a newsagents shop many moons ago,my boss would just say he "was going to turn his bike round" and then he would disappear in the loo.

[cupid04]

Our friend Eddie calls it turning the bike round.

[Smowball]

I just say I'm nipping to the loo or I need a wee.

[NoMercy]

If I feel the need to announce it... "Just nipping to the bathroom / loo."

Being pregnant, this typically happens 3 to 4 times an hour.

[waterboatman]

Going to check the horses.

[Berniecuddles2]

Mrs c says " don't forget only 2 shakes or its a w**k" lol

[Hopkirk]

Sometimes I say I want to check out the ablutions

[waterboatman]

Time I made a move. Got to go and buy a new washing machine. :o{

Have a happy day everyone. xxxxx

[waterboatman]

Wrong thread!

[Hopkirk]

I thought WBM was making an excuse to go to the loo.

[EDDIE51]

My Mum used to ask us ''Have you spent a penny?'' for a #1 or ''Have you done your duty?'' for a #2.
I was a bit perplexed when we saw a Policeman directing traffic and my Mum said ''Look, there's a policeman doing his duty''