red bull

[bonsaimaster]

could i sue them coz i didnt get no wings

[NORMANTHEDOG]

have you had too much vodka with it

[peanut]

im in the middle of a lawsuit with them right now. i did get the wings, jumped off a rooftop and in midflight the wings disappeared. They say i should have read the fine print which reads " actual life expectancy of wings may vary and redbull will not be responsible for incidental or consequential damages caused by wing failure".

[stevie-p]

Im currently in a legal battle with the LYNX body spray company,as,when i applied it,i never got 10,000 women running after me!!!!!!
So i guess its back to HAI KARATE ...lol

[PhilLew]

I'm going to sue the national lottery because I bought a LUCKY dip and didn't win!

[peanut]

I have a friend in the middle of a legal dispute with hustler magazine because he now has carpeltunnel.

[Sphinx_Svens]

I think 'peanut' is a big fan of Larry The Cable Guy

[peanut]

Uh oh the gig is up!!!