I'm Blaming Alcohol #2

[Barmaid]

Of course, not everyone has got a bit tiddled and done silly things, but I'll guess there are a few of us out there who feel the need to confess.

Snow becomes a bit light fingered....
One Christmas at work, we opened the fizz rather earlier than we should and I suppose being on awfully strong painkillers didnt help. Consequently, I spent the entire lunch asleep in the loos.
On a night out in Birmingham I got stuck in a revolving door.

Over to you - the more outrageous the better.........

[EcclesCake]

Have a read Smow.....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/exclusive-pampas-grass-sales-falling-secret-signal-swingers/

[anneasquith]

Gosh AB is strange don't ya think, observe the positive posts to this thread compared to snowballs? Good post barmaid :-)

[Berniecuddles2]

its the alcohol

[jno]

no twoccing in this one, anne?

[mccfluff]

can't think of anything.... never do anything stupid on an night out.....

[EcclesCake]

I suspect you simply cannot remember Fluff!

[meglet]

My most embarrassingly was the night I stayed in a pretty nice (£300 a night) hotel after a work do. I got up in the early hours to go to the loo and shut myself out of the room, wearing nothing but my knickers. I had to negotiate the lift and run across the lounge (in front of the bar), grabbing cushions for my modesty on the way, to get someone to let me back in to my room.

[Smowball]

Anneasquith - ironic isn't it.

[mccfluff]

eccles - if you make snow white look like a slattern, i make mary whitehouse look like a brothel owner

[EcclesCake]

We must meet up for a drink sometime Fluff. Minders and an ambulance on standby might be a good idea!

[mccfluff]

can we preview the minders????

[jno]

heavens, meglet, £300 a night and an outside loo?

[albaqwerty]

Smow, I am liking the sound of your sister.
Very much (and no, not in that sort of way!)

Blooming front door lock kept bobbing up and down to prevent me from put key into afore-mentioned lock.
Mum and Dad's bedroom was adjacent to front door.

Dad heard my language and reminded me at breakfast next day.

I'll tell you about the fish finger party another time.
and The sword fighting.
And the men wearing my summer dresses.
Flipping heck.... I'm shutting up for now.

[DTCwordfan]

Night Albs xx

[albaqwerty]

all happened before marriage DT, I seem to have settled down and become calmer now :-D xx

[DTCwordfan]

Is this really true?

xx

[DocHH]

Barmaid, I rather hope you will be behaving yourself on your forthcoming holiday to Tenerife!

[albaqwerty]

the fun with the lock , the sword fencing, dresses and fish fingers all true.

It's the electronic collar round my neck which keeps me calm lol xx

[DTCwordfan]

One for wendi......Two parrots sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other: “Can you smell fish?”