Off Work Again

[Hymie]

I called my work this morning advising that I was staying at home today, as I was sick.

My boss asked – just how sick are you?

I replied – at the moment, I’m in bed with my sister and her dog.

[tonyav]

Yep that's sick alright.
Don't know if you'd get a doctors note though.

[Patsy33]

Oohhh, that incense is ruff!

[Berniecuddles2]

in bed or inbred!