She won't reply to my txts

[whiffey]

I went out on a date with a lovely girl something over a year ago. Apart from the wooden teeth and smell of mothballs she was a cracker !

We only met the once, and I keep texting her, but she never replies. Should I give up ?

[4getmenot]

no way it sounds like you got a good one there, dont let her get away. :-)

[raysparx]

Is her name polly, whiffey???

[raysparx]

Where were the moth balls in her Knickers???

[Champagne]

Stalk her, Whiffey, she'll give in eventually.

[wonderwoman1]

hi whiffey,shame you were banned from CS. i agree with champagne-stalk her!!!

[whiffey]

Yes Ray, I christened her Pretty Polly, the only view I got of her knickers was the prominent outline through her Playboy jogging bottoms.

It's funny this, it happens quite a lot, I meet a stunner and then it all fizzles out. But I keep txting in hope.

[raysparx]

Sounds more like a bleedin parrot than a bird whiffey, did you ruffle her feathers, or put your todger near her beak by any chance????

[whiffey]

Ha ha wonderman, I suspect you are in a huge minority about the CS thing.

Well, the executions were quite fun. If' I'd ever been in Stalag Luft III, I'd have been permanently in the cooler for sticking my tongue out at the goons, a Croydon version of Hiltz (but better looking than Steve McQueen)

Talking of goons.......

[dong!]
William: Listen, mate!
[dong!]
William: There it is again, mate!
[dong!]
William: And again, mate. Unless I'm mistaken it's gonna go-
[dong!]
William: -again, mate!
Seagoon: I wonder what it is, mate.
William: It's a bell ringing, mate.
Seagoon: There you go, jumping to conclusions!

[shazzzz]

well if she aint replied she aint interested is she the only girl in the village you should move on its been a year

[Champagne]

C'mon Whiffey, what goes around comes around. 1 star for me please!

[Octavius]

You are clearly not appealing to her desperate side. Perhaps you should consider texting her something more attention grabbing. Something that might make her reconsider and start to be interested in replying again. How about a text along the lines of 'Have you been to an STD clinic recently? If not you might want to'

[whiffey]

Champagne, I could never award less than 3 stars, I find mediocrity quite distressing, and your answer was absolutely spot-on anyway !

Ray, there was minimal sexual activity, and her real name may well have been Polly, but the parrot name was because she repeated back to me every single thing I said to her, followed up by "I can't believe you said that !"

Octavius, I MET her at the STD clinic, often the best way if you haven't had a dipping recently and are getting a bit desperate.

shazzzzzzzzzzz - this is Croydon, we have IKEA, the Purley Way, and Beddington Sewage Farm; no silly village greens or bell-draped nancy-boy Morris dancers.

[Cobra.]

yes

[Gill 05]

I think it's about time you got yourself back down to the STD clinic, see if you can't meet another nice girl. Plenty more infected girls in the sea hun ;-)

[prettybitch]

Oh whiffey.Her name is Natasha or Natalie isn't it?At least you have me!!! he he he.

[Makinamess]

Hi Whiffey - sorry to hear you're not having much luck with the ladies these days. Are you sure you are going for the right sort of gal ? I mean wood does rot after all !