Just went to buy a bucket. It appears that even buying bucket comes with consequences when you are me. Anyway, picked up said bucket, saw massive spider in it. My kneejerk reaction was to scream and chuck the bucket as far away as possible. Most people in the same aisle as me obviously thought I was some sort of loony on day release from somewhere. I sheepishly snuck out (after having fessed up to the manager).
When did you last do something that made you feel a right idiot?
I was on my period and we had a contractor in who was a bit reserved so I thought in case he was one of those men who freak at the mention of periods and tampons i'd be discreet. So I grabbed a tampon out of my bag, shoved it in my pocket and went to the loo, on sitting down I discovered I'd picked up a pepperami.....