God

[-SharonA-]

Little Johnny asked his Mum, "does God use the bathroom?"
"No, what a funny question!" Said Mum.
Then why did Dad say this morning,
"Oh, God, are you still in there?"

[Patsy33]

LOL! I think he's probably in everyone's bathroom at some time!

[Garaman]

Pan can usually be found in the bathroom, and you might even see Uranus.

[murraymints]

he comes to my loo too